The WoodsTable Keeper · LIDM

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Table Keeper · Long Island Dungeon Master

The Woods Are Not Empty

What the forest is doing while the party walks through it. Animals, insects, small finds, foraging, and water.

At a glance: any party · any level · no stat blocks · nothing here attacks · roll whichever table answers the question you have.

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A free Table Keeper · any temperate forest

How to use them

Use them whenever the party is in woodland and you want the place to feel lived in. Nothing here attacks. Nothing here is a quest. Roll whichever table answers the question you have, ignore the rest, and read the row out as a plain thing that is happening. Every row works in any temperate forest, needs no stat block, and runs on rules you already have.

In this Keeper

Open DM Tools. All five tables roll from the table roller, so the answer is one tap away.

d20: What you see in the trees

d20What is there
1A doe is standing in the trail and does not move off, because her fawn is lying flat and folded in the leaves twenty feet away.
2A pileated woodpecker is working a dead pine, and the chips coming off it are the size of a hand.
3Six crows are mobbing a great horned owl, taking turns, and the owl has its eyes shut.
4A red fox is hunting voles under the leaf litter, going up on its hind legs and coming down nose-first.
5A porcupine is asleep in the crotch of a hemlock and will not be hurried.
6Two bucks have locked antlers and one of them has been dead long enough that the other is dragging it.
7A pine marten runs the length of a fallen trunk without once touching ground.
8A barred owl calls in full daylight, twice, and something small stops moving in the brush.
9A black bear has been at a rotten stump and torn it open lengthwise for the grubs.
10A flock of turkeys crosses the trail in single file, eleven of them, and the last one waits.
11A young buck is rubbing velvet off his antlers on a sapling and has stripped it to white wood.
12A raven is flying with something bright in its beak and takes a route that avoids the open.
13A bobcat's tracks run beside the trail for a quarter mile and then stop at a boulder.
14An owl pellet lies under a roost tree, dry and grey, packed with mouse skulls.
15A woodcock goes up underfoot with a noise like a wet whistle and drops again twenty yards on.
16Deer have yarded up here for the winter and the ground is beaten flat for half an acre.
17A weasel in half-changed coat, brown over white, watches from a stone wall.
18A beaver-felled aspen is down across the trail with the cut end chewed to a point.
19A hawk has plucked a pigeon on a stump, and the feathers are in a ring, and the ring is fresh.
20Something large moved off through the laurel before anyone saw it, and the branches are still swinging.

d12: Insects

d12What is there
1A column of ants has overtaken a beetle many times their size and is carrying it home in pieces.
2Fireflies are rising out of the wet ground at dusk, and along one stretch of the treeline they are flashing in time.
3The bugs at dusk have brought the bats, and they are swooping the clearing at head height.
4A hatch has come off the water and the air above the stream is solid with mayflies that will all be dead by morning.
5Two butterflies are spiralling upward around each other and keep climbing until they are out of sight.
6Cicadas are so loud in this stand of oak that anyone speaking has to raise their voice.
7A paper wasp nest the size of a lantern hangs at head height, still and busy.
8Dew has caught every spider web in the hollow, and there are hundreds, and nobody noticed them yesterday.
9A dung beetle is rolling a ball backwards up a slope and losing ground.
10Caddisfly larvae in the shallows have built their cases out of sand grains, and one has used flecks of gold.
11A dragonfly has just come out of its old skin on a reed stem and is hanging beside it, still soft, wings not yet hard.
12Something has laid eggs in a neat row along the underside of every leaf on one branch.

d12: Small things you find

d12What is there
1A nestling has come down and is alive in the leaves, mouth open, and the parents are close and shouting.
2A hollow log has a family living in it, and there are three sets of eyes at the far end.
3A turtle is crossing the trail, going somewhere, and going there slowly.
4A shed snakeskin is hooked on a briar, whole, including the eyecaps.
5A spring seep has frozen and thawed so many times the moss around it is armoured in ice lace.
6A tree has grown around an iron ring and closed over it, and the ring is a foot off the ground.
7An egg is lying whole in the middle of the path with nothing above it.
8A deer skeleton is scattered across thirty feet and every bone has been gnawed at the ends.
9A chestnut stump six feet across has sent up a ring of living shoots from its own roots.
10Somebody's axe is sunk in a stump, rusted in, and the stump has grown up around the head.
11A cluster of bright mushrooms has come up overnight in the shape of a rough circle.
12A bird's nest built this spring has a length of red wool worked through it.

d20: Foraging

d20What is growing
1Fiddleheads, tight and green, a patch of them along the wet edge.
2Ramps, a whole hillside, and you smell them before you see them.
3Morels, five of them, under a dying elm, and there are probably more.
4Chanterelles coming up along a mossy bank, the colour of egg yolk.
5Chicken-of-the-woods, bright orange, shelved up the side of a standing oak.
6Hickory nuts under the tree by the hundred, and half of them already hollow.
7Wild grapes high in a tree, sour, and worth the climb only just.
8Blackberries in a thicket that will take skin off anyone reaching for the good ones.
9A pawpaw, soft and heavy, that has already dropped.
10Watercress in a cold spring run, peppery, and thick enough to fill a pack.
11Cattails at the pond edge, the roots of which are worth more than the heads.
12Acorns, many, and every one of them useless until somebody leaches them.
13Hazelnuts, and the squirrels have been through here first and left the light ones.
14Rose hips on a bramble by the old wall, still on after frost and better for it.
15Wintergreen under the snow, one leaf of which changes a mouthful of water.
16A birch that will run sap if it is tapped, and it is the right week for it.
17Sumac heads, dark red, that make a sour drink and are easy to mistake for the white kind that does not.
18Groundnut tubers strung along a root like beads, in wet ground, and hard work to get up.
19A bee tree, humming, and the honey is forty feet up inside a hollow trunk.
20Nothing worth eating for an hour in any direction, and the ground here has been picked over already.

d20: Water

d20What the water is doing
1A beaver dam has backed the stream into a pond and drowned an acre of standing trees.
2The water is tea-coloured from bog peat and stains everything it touches.
3A plunge pool under a six-foot fall, deep, cold, and loud enough to cover conversation.
4The stream goes into a crack in the rock and does not come out anywhere anyone can see.
5A gravel bar has built up on the inside of the bend and the crossing is easy for once.
6The bank is undercut and the whole edge is a lip of sod over open water.
7A spring comes out of the hillside at the same temperature all year, and nothing freezes near it.
8The pond has a mat of floating weed across it thick enough to hide the water.
9Fish are stacked in the shade of one boulder and will not move for anything.
10An old millpond, the dam breached long ago, and the stream now runs through the gap.
11The riffle is shallow and fast and loud, and the pool below it is neither.
12A dead tree has come down across the stream and everything floating has piled against it.
13The water is so clear the bottom looks a foot down and is four.
14Otters have worn a slide down the mud bank and used it recently.
15A stream runs milky with rock flour and nothing lives in it.
16Frogs are so loud at this pond after dark that nobody sleeps.
17Heron tracks in the mud, and a lot of them, and the fish here know it.
18The oxbow has been cut off from the river and is going green and still.
19An iron spring runs orange over the stones and tastes of metal.
20The ford is marked by two posts and the water between them is higher than the posts say it should be.
Long Island Dungeon Master

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